September’s End

‘Good-hearted Guy’ Eaten by Pigs It’s one thing to bite the hand that feeds you . . . and quite another to chow down on the feeder. Oregon farmer Terry Garner was consumed by his…

RIP: Epstein and Arnold

If you didn’t grow up in North America in the ’70s, you probably aren’t overly moved by today’s news that actor Ron Palillo died of a heart attack . . . just as you likely weren’t…

News Bits

If You Go Out in the Woods Today Department: 248 Human Fetuses Found in Russian Forest To Serve and Protect: Earlier this month, 18 police officers in Shandong province, China spent over 40 minutes rescuing…

Whackjobs & Englishmen

Whackjobs & Englishmen Currently no-one’s certain why a gentleman last Sunday sought entry into a London restaurant’s kitchen to play with knives, but he managed to slice his wrist and hack off his . ….

A Few Bits

Inhaling pig brains may be bad for you . . . at least at Quality Pork in Minnesota. . . . Winona Ryder does something unspeakable to a puppet (probably NSFW) here . . ….

New and Noteworthy

Science Takes 13 Years to Suck all the Fun out of Checkers. (Nature) . . . Hyperspace Studios is having a Scratch Art competition for tattoo artists.  If you ink skin and know your way…

Virgina Tech: April 16, 2007

What is it about spring and whackjobs killing students? Today, an as yet unnamed shooter killed 33 people (including himself) at Virginia Tech University.  Horrific details which will be made manifest over the next few…

Things of Leg-Wetting Importance

Pre-Fleming Goldeneye? Would you believe a 5,000 year old eyeball? The Crunchy Ones are the Tastiest NYC Rats a la KFC et Taco Bell More Furry New York Rodents First Beaver spotted in NYC in…

Chock Fulla Nuts

Clowns Down Two circus clowns shot while performing in Colombia are dead. The shooting apparently had nothing to do with the performance, leaving the unknown gunman’s motive a mystery. In and Out and In and…

Hair. Down there. Duck!

Items of Intense Interest: 1. Britney Spears, having recently had her head shaved (and her arm lip-tattooed) after leaving rehab, is once again in rehab. What she’ll do when she gets out next time is…