Monday Miscellany

Excess money? A remedy for that could be a whack of movies from United Artists. The United Artists 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection provides you with enough entertainment to last you into your dotage. . ….

That’ll Teach Her

Quick-thinking Florida school officials, seeing a 10-year-old student actually cutting her lunch with a steak knife, called police, who naturally arrested and charged the child with felony possession of a weapon on school property.

Whackjobs & Englishmen

Whackjobs & Englishmen Currently no-one’s certain why a gentleman last Sunday sought entry into a London restaurant’s kitchen to play with knives, but he managed to slice his wrist and hack off his . ….

A Few Bits

Inhaling pig brains may be bad for you . . . at least at Quality Pork in Minnesota. . . . Winona Ryder does something unspeakable to a puppet (probably NSFW) here . . ….

Death by Cell Phone

  Out of South Korea comes news that a quarry worker was killed by his LG cell phone.   – – – WiseAndFoolish recommends that folks always be nice to their cell phones. – –…

New and Noteworthy

Science Takes 13 Years to Suck all the Fun out of Checkers. (Nature) . . . Hyperspace Studios is having a Scratch Art competition for tattoo artists.  If you ink skin and know your way…

Virgina Tech: April 16, 2007

What is it about spring and whackjobs killing students? Today, an as yet unnamed shooter killed 33 people (including himself) at Virginia Tech University.  Horrific details which will be made manifest over the next few…

Weekend Weirdness

Saith Mr Brain’s Faggot Family, “The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.” — BBC . . . More from the Modern Surveillance State London…

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Around Easter, you’d be hard pressed to find someone who hasn’t been gnawing chocolate bunnies and eggs. About half the world’s cocoa comes from Ivory Coast, Africa, where Stop the Traffik estimates some 12,000 children…

Things of Leg-Wetting Importance

Pre-Fleming Goldeneye? Would you believe a 5,000 year old eyeball? The Crunchy Ones are the Tastiest NYC Rats a la KFC et Taco Bell More Furry New York Rodents First Beaver spotted in NYC in…