Chock Fulla Nuts

Clowns Down Two circus clowns shot while performing in Colombia are dead. The shooting apparently had nothing to do with the performance, leaving the unknown gunman’s motive a mystery. In and Out and In and…

Hair. Down there. Duck!

Items of Intense Interest: 1. Britney Spears, having recently had her head shaved (and her arm lip-tattooed) after leaving rehab, is once again in rehab. What she’ll do when she gets out next time is…

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie, a well-written and well-drawn comic by Gisèle Lagacé and T. Campbell, is absolutely worth a look should you never have surfed by their vicinity, before. There’s a forum on the site where…

Two Quick Ones

Some relatively recent stuff from around th’ big blue orb: 1. North Korea agrees to shut down its nuclear weaponry program in 6-nation talks in exchange for aid, release of seized assets and other considerations….

RIP: Anna Nicole Smith

Not yet 40, Anna Nicole Smith died today. There are few facts currently known about the cause of death, but People has plenty of reading for you, if you’re interested . . .

Theory

No doubt you’ll remember the recent wave of trojan-laden spam which is still trickling in. I have a theory about what the Peacomm trojan’s been up to. At 3:36am EDT, the floodgates opened and this…

Mail Call, Y’all

Oboy! Mail! A Fool and His Money Department First up, Lei Hwang. Poor fellah wants to give me 20 per cent of $35,500,000 . . . my goodness, that’s seven million clams! Why, that’d surely…

Open, Click and Be Assimilated

It’s been a banner few days on the spam front. In one day, I’ve received emails with these titles (and the same attachment with differing names) Chinese missile shot down USA aircraft (Full Clip.exe) Chinese…

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In a reversal certain to shock those in stylish tinfoil hats, the United States Defense Department has announced that its previous announcement about Canadian ‘spy’ coinage is “not true“. The Defense Security Service is now…

Speak Directly into the Loonie, Sir

In what may well be the dumbest thing I’ve heard since “the Internets,” the CIA yesterday warned American defense workers that Canadian coinage had been compromised with transmitters. ‘Course, all our shoes have telephones in…