Mail Call, Y’all

Oboy! Mail! A Fool and His Money Department First up, Lei Hwang. Poor fellah wants to give me 20 per cent of $35,500,000 . . . my goodness, that’s seven million clams! Why, that’d surely…

Open, Click and Be Assimilated

It’s been a banner few days on the spam front. In one day, I’ve received emails with these titles (and the same attachment with differing names) Chinese missile shot down USA aircraft (Full Clip.exe) Chinese…

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In a reversal certain to shock those in stylish tinfoil hats, the United States Defense Department has announced that its previous announcement about Canadian ‘spy’ coinage is “not true“. The Defense Security Service is now…

Speak Directly into the Loonie, Sir

In what may well be the dumbest thing I’ve heard since “the Internets,” the CIA yesterday warned American defense workers that Canadian coinage had been compromised with transmitters. ‘Course, all our shoes have telephones in…

We all Phone for iPhone

Apple Computer had a few surprises of late, from dropping the ‘Computer’ from its name (Apple Computer, Inc. is now Apple, Inc.) to dropping this bombshell upon our furry — or otherwise — heads: Coming…

Meanwhile, In Semi-real Life

Army of the Dead?In a December mass mailing to officers no longer enlisted, the United States Army encouraged some 5,100 to return to active duty.  Of these, 75 had been killed in action. No word…

Freerolls and Lungs a-Poppin’

It’s 12:46am and I’m currently playing a freeroll on Cakepoker. I’m doing reasonably well, I think . . . earlier tonight (well, last night, given that it’s past midnight), I got a royal flush in…

Quizzle Me This

It’s 2007, now, and it’s therefore clearly time to take mindless Internet quizzes. This particular bunch hail from GoToQuiz. Typically, the quizzes’ results are shown with a bar graph; the CSS therein doesn’t work with…