Things of Leg-Wetting Importance

Pre-Fleming Goldeneye? Would you believe a 5,000 year old eyeball? The Crunchy Ones are the Tastiest NYC Rats a la KFC et Taco Bell More Furry New York Rodents First Beaver spotted in NYC in…

Chock Fulla Nuts

Clowns Down Two circus clowns shot while performing in Colombia are dead. The shooting apparently had nothing to do with the performance, leaving the unknown gunman’s motive a mystery. In and Out and In and…

Hair. Down there. Duck!

Items of Intense Interest: 1. Britney Spears, having recently had her head shaved (and her arm lip-tattooed) after leaving rehab, is once again in rehab. What she’ll do when she gets out next time is…

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie, a well-written and well-drawn comic by Gisèle Lagacé and T. Campbell, is absolutely worth a look should you never have surfed by their vicinity, before. There’s a forum on the site where…

Two Quick Ones

Some relatively recent stuff from around th’ big blue orb: 1. North Korea agrees to shut down its nuclear weaponry program in 6-nation talks in exchange for aid, release of seized assets and other considerations….

RIP: Anna Nicole Smith

Not yet 40, Anna Nicole Smith died today. There are few facts currently known about the cause of death, but People has plenty of reading for you, if you’re interested . . .

Theory

No doubt you’ll remember the recent wave of trojan-laden spam which is still trickling in. I have a theory about what the Peacomm trojan’s been up to. At 3:36am EDT, the floodgates opened and this…