Monday Miscellany

Excess money? A remedy for that could be a whack of movies from United Artists. The United Artists 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection provides you with enough entertainment to last you into your dotage. . ….

That’ll Teach Her

Quick-thinking Florida school officials, seeing a 10-year-old student actually cutting her lunch with a steak knife, called police, who naturally arrested and charged the child with felony possession of a weapon on school property.

Whackjobs & Englishmen

Whackjobs & Englishmen Currently no-one’s certain why a gentleman last Sunday sought entry into a London restaurant’s kitchen to play with knives, but he managed to slice his wrist and hack off his . ….

A Few Bits

Inhaling pig brains may be bad for you . . . at least at Quality Pork in Minnesota. . . . Winona Ryder does something unspeakable to a puppet (probably NSFW) here . . ….