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In a reversal certain to shock those in stylish tinfoil hats, the United States Defense Department has announced that its previous announcement about Canadian ‘spy’ coinage is “not true“.

The Defense Security Service is now investigating itself. Whatever they may be, the initial findings may be suspect . . .

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Amsterdam will soon be getting a statue dedicated to prostitutes. WiseAndFoolish has determined that there is no truth to the rumour that the bronze image — commissioned by a Dutch prostitute — will be a modern shelagh-na-gig.
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Don’t Hold Your Breath Department
In his Sundance Film Festival opening-day speech, Robert Redford feels the world is owed a “big, massive apology” from the Bush administration and its toadies for the Iraq war debacle.