Hair. Down there. Duck!

Items of Intense Interest:
1. Britney Spears, having recently had her head shaved (and her arm lip-tattooed) after leaving rehab, is once again in rehab.

What she’ll do when she gets out next time is anyone’s guess . . .
2. Scotum, scrotum, scrotum.
3. Here’s the obligatory 4-legged duck.