Fed on Jehovah’s Witnesses

Acting on a complaint, police in London, England recently ordered Ms Janet Grove to remove a sign reading . . .

Our dogs are fed on Jehovah’s Witnesses

. . . from her garden gate.

Woman in doghouse over Jehovah’s Witness sign – Yahoo! News

. . .

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Autopsies on the dogs disproved the allegation. “Nothin’ but girl guides and Fuller brush men,” said the coroner.

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