It’s 2007, now, and it’s therefore clearly time to take mindless Internet quizzes. This particular bunch hail from GoToQuiz.
Typically, the quizzes’ results are shown with a bar graph; the CSS therein doesn’t work with the WiseAndFoolish WordPress theme.
Click the links to take ‘em yourself. You know you want to. 
Quiz, the First: What American Accent do you have?
(I thought this one would be a hoot ’cause I’m Canadian. Turns out there’s no foolin’ ‘em, though)
| What American accent do you have?
Your Result: North Central
“North Central” is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw “Fargo” you probably didn’t think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot. |
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| The Midland |
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| The West |
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| Boston |
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| The Inland North |
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| The Northeast |
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| Philadelphia |
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| The South |
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| What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz |
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Quiz, the Second: Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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You paid attention during 97% of high school!
85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don’t get scores that high! Good show, old chap! |
Quiz, the Third: Are You Gooder at Grammar?
(It brought out the editor in me)
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Your Language Arts Grade: 100%
Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know “no” from “know.” Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes). |
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