Clowns Down
Two circus clowns shot while performing in Colombia are dead. The shooting apparently had nothing to do with the performance, leaving the unknown gunman’s motive a mystery.

In and Out and In and . . .
Britney Spears is reported to again be out of rehab a day after admitting herself after . . . actually, by the time you read this, she could be anywhere. Kevin Federline may be making a legal grab for their child before Ms Spears starts playing in traffic with a plucked goose on her head.