Pre-Fleming Goldeneye?
Would you believe a 5,000 year old eyeball?

The Crunchy Ones are the Tastiest
NYC Rats a la KFC et Taco Bell

More Furry New York Rodents
First Beaver spotted in NYC in 200 years. What . . . are short hemlines back in?

Is your Faux Fox or Fideaux?

‘Maybe it’s Just Me’ Dept
. . . but isn’t all this media interest in Anna Nicole Smith’s still-unburied corpse . . . um . . . unseemly?

Clowns Down
Two circus clowns shot while performing in Colombia are dead. The shooting apparently had nothing to do with the performance, leaving the unknown gunman’s motive a mystery.

In and Out and In and . . .
Britney Spears is reported to again be out of rehab a day after admitting herself after . . . actually, by the time you read this, she could be anywhere. Kevin Federline may be making a legal grab for their child before Ms Spears starts playing in traffic with a plucked goose on her head.