Excess money? A remedy for that could be a whack of movies from United Artists. The United Artists 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection provides you with enough entertainment to last you into your dotage.
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We Get Spam
A mister ‘Alfonzo Rosa’ entitles his sales pitch, “You won’t need to furtively put socks into your trunks anymore!”
Oh, goody!
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Dan Fogelberg died of prostate cancer today. He was 56. I remember him through songs of haunting melody: Run for the Roses and Longer among them.
Quick-thinking Florida school officials, seeing a 10-year-old student actually cutting her lunch with a steak knife,
called police, who naturally arrested and charged the child with felony possession of a weapon on school property.
Whackjobs & Englishmen
Currently no-one’s certain why a gentleman last Sunday sought entry into a London restaurant’s kitchen to play with knives, but he managed to slice his wrist and hack off his . . . member . . . in the process. Police pepper-sprayed him while he was further ventilating himself in a dining area. He is currently in hospital sans penis, though Wise & Foolish has some concern about his reaction to hospital food.
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Music legend (two Grammys) and legendary wife-whacker (. . .) Ike Turner is dead at 76. Tina’s response came from her representative, informing entertainment site TMZ.com that “She has not had any contact with him in 35 years. No further comment will be made.”
Inhaling pig brains may be bad for you . . . at least at Quality Pork in Minnesota.
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Winona Ryder does something unspeakable to a puppet (probably NSFW) here . . . indicating an interesting career direction.
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