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	<description>Words.  Perhaps the odd drawing or two.  Messed-up News Titles, &#038;c.</description>
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		<title>Two Bozoes Down</title>
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Both Bozo the Clown (Larry Harmon) and Jesse Helms died this week.&#160; 
Some more-flattering Helms quotes may be seen in a 2001 New York Times article by Kevin Sack.&#160;&#160; Less-flattering quotes here.&#160; My opinion of the gentleman may be seen in this cartoon (&#8221;One Trick Pony&#8221;).
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		<title>Signs and Wonders?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The extremely unusual is going on. And not all of it is Canadian.

Example One: Hockey Night in Canada, the theme song of the weekly broadcast (entitled, as you may imagine, &#8216;Hockey Night in Canada&#8217;) from Canada&#8217;s public broadcaster is no longer licensed by said public broadcaster.

Ordinarily, these copyright-kinda things blow over, but this won&#8217;t; too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peace Out, Redux</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fifty years go by like nothing . . . and so it is with the famed peace sign, whose 50th anniversary was recently observed.
. . .
Filipino Good Friday re-enactors have been admonished by local health officials to get tetanus inoculations before
a) flagellating themselves, and
b) having nails hammered into their hands and feet while tied to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to 2008, Whomever You Are</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I imagine you&#8217;re aware that the year changed.  Famously, this is noted by whack-jobs in New York City  looking in abject glee at a big lighted ball crawling down a pole in Times Square.  As they&#8217;ve been doing it  for a century (judging by Dick Clark, alone), much of North America [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Miscellany</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Excess money?  A remedy for that could be a whack of movies from United Artists. The United Artists 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection  provides you with enough entertainment to last you into your dotage.
. . .
We Get Spam
A mister &#8216;Alfonzo Rosa&#8217; entitles his sales pitch, &#8220;You won&#8217;t need to furtively put socks into your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;ll Teach Her</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Quick-thinking Florida school officials, seeing a 10-year-old student actually cutting her lunch with a steak knife,
called police, who naturally arrested and charged the child with felony possession of a weapon on school property.
Copyright &#169; 2008 WiseAndFoolish. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whackjobs &#038; Englishmen</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whackjobs &#038; Englishmen
Currently no-one&#8217;s certain why a gentleman last Sunday sought entry into a London restaurant&#8217;s kitchen to play with knives, but he managed to slice his wrist and hack off his . . . member . . . in the process.  Police pepper-sprayed him while he was further ventilating himself in a dining [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Bits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Inhaling pig brains may be bad for you . . . at least at Quality Pork in Minnesota.
. . .
Winona Ryder does something unspeakable to a puppet (probably NSFW) here . . . indicating an interesting career direction.
. . .
Copyright &#169; 2008 WiseAndFoolish. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death by Cell Phone</title>
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Out of South Korea comes news that a quarry worker was killed by his LG cell phone.
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WiseAndFoolish recommends that folks always be nice to their cell phones.
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The battery in the victim&#8217;s &#34;rigorously tested&#34; phone is believed to have exploded, sending telephonic shrapnel through the 33-year-old&#8217;s heart and lungs. 
This appears [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New and Noteworthy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Science Takes 13 Years to Suck all the Fun out of Checkers. (Nature)
. . .
Hyperspace Studios is having a Scratch Art competition for tattoo artists.  If you ink skin and know your way around a scratchboard, hop to it; the contest&#8217;s deadline is August 15.
Copyright &#169; 2008 WiseAndFoolish. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use [...]]]></description>
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