Canadians and Felons Need Not Apply

WeenieThough we’ve seen the Weinermobile hurtling down the highway ’round these parts, the Oscar Mayer Sing the Jingle, Be a Star contest doesn’t accept entries from Canada.

Or from anyone who isn’t American.

Or from felonious Americans, even:

Furthermore, any entrant who has ever been convicted of a felony will not be eligible.

If you aren’t excluded by any of the above, however, check it out; it looks like a hoot.